uh... hi

Jul 29
sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

sarahseemssilly:

theycallmethemoose:

everkings:

gildatheplant:

pragtastic:

fifty-shades-of-gandalf-the-grey:

leomoriat:

poesdaughter:

Or, y’know, that thing called “Passover.”

Or the whole thing with Noah’s Ark where he killed off everything in the world except Noah and his family, and two of every animal. Y’know, no big deal. Just millions of people.

90% of the Old Testament is about God killing people in temper tantrums

Are we not going to mention Jesus?

Nailed it.

*wheeze* 

Oh my god.

Nailed it.

Jul 29
Jul 29

fluerly:

im actually really afraid that no one will fall in love with me

Jul 29

theconsultingrenegade:

bestquius:

bestquius:

There’s this asshole who every time he sees me with my ukulele he thinks he’s funny and asks “Can you play any Metallica?” but the joke is now on him because I just learned how to play the intro riff to Master of Puppets.

I did it. I fucking did it. He asked me again just like I knew he would and I stared him straight in the eyes without blinking and just fucking shredded on my ukulele

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Jul 29
dancingtothelight:

letsenjolrevolutionthings:

silentcartoon:

blueskyesartic:

131-di:

neonreverberations:

creamsiclesquid:

yusufdaistanbooty:

lsama:

sn0wman:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

IT IS I, THE VICTIM OF CAPITALISM

The Kickass Corpse on Life Support.
This actually sound really cool.

Just another White College Bro>_> no

Super Functioning Alchoholic
well shit

It is I, The Civilian Casualty

Just Another Functioning AlcoholicWHY AM I ALWAYS AN ALCOHOLIC

SUPER WHAT’S HIS NAME
Alrighty 8u

THE SPECTACULAR…
…..pedestrian.
Are you serious right now.

Bad Motherfuckin Victim of Capitalism…

They Call Me Lonely Soul
So I’m Marius Pontmercy now.  That does NOT seem very super.

Never fear, the corpse on life support is here

dancingtothelight:

letsenjolrevolutionthings:

silentcartoon:

blueskyesartic:

131-di:

neonreverberations:

creamsiclesquid:

yusufdaistanbooty:

lsama:

sn0wman:

harryfloorcorn:

What’s your superhero name?

IT IS I, THE VICTIM OF CAPITALISM

The Kickass Corpse on Life Support.

This actually sound really cool.

Just another White College Bro
>_> no

Super Functioning Alchoholic

well shit

It is I, The Civilian Casualty

Just Another Functioning Alcoholic

WHY AM I ALWAYS AN ALCOHOLIC

SUPER WHAT’S HIS NAME

Alrighty 8u

THE SPECTACULAR…

…..pedestrian.

Are you serious right now.

Bad Motherfuckin Victim of Capitalism…

They Call Me Lonely Soul

So I’m Marius Pontmercy now.  That does NOT seem very super.

Never fear, the corpse on life support is here

Jul 29

scottish:

thewriters-blog:

If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.

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Jul 29
Jul 29

scarletsamhain:

willy wonka and I are one

Jul 29

trenzawar:

trenzawar:

DOES ANYBODY ELSE REMEMBER THESE DELICIOUS YOGURT FILLED MAGIC EGGS THAT WERE ALL OVER THE MARKET A FEW YEARS AGO AND THEN  DISAPPEARED AND GOSH FRICKIN DARN IT I WILL NEVER GET TO EAT ONE OF THESE LITTLE MAGIC BEANS AGAIN

OK GUYS BUT IM SERIOUS DOES ANYONE ELSE EVEN REMEMBER THESE AM I GOING CREAZY  ? 

Jul 29

breakfast-with-satan:

666kira:

"You’re going to have sex, get pregnant and be ruined for the rest of your life."

Omg

queen